Wisconsin - Cheese Heads and Butt Cameras

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Every kid's dream is to go to Wisconsin Dells, and ladies and gentlemen that is exactly what we didn't do. Boy, am I bitter. What we did do is eat at a mysterious restaurant, visit Lambeau Field in Green Bay, and go to the State Fair.

The State Fair was our second fair promoting organ donation. We were in a building with at least one thousand booths. Our first fair we were outside, so the air conditioning was nice for a change. My mom and dad stayed at the booth and talked to the wonderful volunteers, while Chloe and I walked around looking at the items. We had lots of fun getting candy and trying out toys. One toy we tried out was a splat ball. It was fun because you throw it against a wall, and it flattens. You have to see it to get how fun it is. There were lots of other interesting booths too.

Lambeau Field was humongous. We played at the arcade. They had two football games that were super fun. The first one set up cushioned gates which opened and closed with football defenders painted on them. Then you try to run through the open gates into a sensor which stops the timer. My favorite game had targets you had to hit with a football. If you got one hundred and eighty points in ten shots, you get one free game. I got the free game and aced both of them.

The Safe House is the most interesting restaurant I have ever been to. It's all about espionage or spying. To get there you will need directions because on the outside it says International Exports. To get in you have to say the password. If you don't know the password, you have to do something crazy like the hokey pokey or the tango. Once you're done with that, a bookshelf will open, and you can walk in. My favorite part was they had a video camera hooked up to a TV, so you could see the thing people had to do to get in. They don't stop there.  They have cool tricks in the restrooms too. One trick is on the back of the men's bathroom door. It has a woman's sign to try to make you think you're in the woman's. It also has a butt camera. What happens is you bend down to look in a hole in the wall, and there is a small TV in it. When you look in, you see your butt because it's hooked up to a camera behind you. There's so much more cool stuff, but if I told you them, it wouldn't be any fun.

Wisconsin holds special memories for my dad because he got his transplant there. As for me, all my memories are at the fair, the Safe House, and Green Bay. The one place I don't have memories is the Dells.

The Son