She's Just Not That Into You-zing a Mattress


Every night from now to April 26th I'm sleeping on the floor with no mattress. I am also wearing the same five outfits each day because all my other outfits are either in my suitcase, being stored, or sold. My suitcase is all packed. I'm as ready for a trip around the USA as any nine year old girl can get. Oh, by the way I don't even have a dresser any more, so my shorts, socks, and pajamas are just sitting on the floor. All that is in my room right now is blankets, a pillow on the floor, and piles of junk. Thanks for listening. I hope you have pity on me!

- The Daughter

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